Tom Watt - Subterranean Homesick Blues (Watt The Duck)

Who could possibly make a very fine song by one of the most talented old hippies in existence (i.e. Bob Dylan) sound like Chas & Dave's "Rabbit?" Lofty from EastEnders, that's who! This is an atrocious record and it's no wonder that Michele won't marry him. But after this, the EastEnders' Christmas knees-up and Pete's appalling "I Can't Get A Ticket (To The World Cup)" single, the question is, whatever next? Dirty Den's version of "My Way", perhaps? (Lola Borg, Smash Hits, July 2, 1986)