Was (Not Was) - Robot Girl (Mercury)

The first from funk weirdos Was (Not Was) since George immortalised them with his version of "Where Did Your Heart Go". This is typical trade. A funk rhythm most adjacent to Matt Bianco's "Man's Mood" with additional lunacy from all sides. Entertaining track but best wait for the album. 3/5 (Paul Simper, No 1, September 20, 1986)

Single Of The Week or a terrible curse may fall upon your Hipswaying* heads. For freaky dancing and happy Walkmans. B-Side of the week too. "Earth To Doris" will crease never before used laugh lines. (Lesley O'Toole, Record Mirror, September 13, 1986)

Yes, Single Of The Week. What can you say? It's new! It's vital! It's essential listening for hipsters and casuals alike. Everyone should have it. [Referring to the B-Side] Extra good value. (Skin [from Hipsway], Record Mirror, September 13, 1986)

Single of the week in these very pages but a few months ago, and deservedly re-released. The Paris Mix is even freakier, spunkier and more pulsating than the spine-tingling original. Chaotic, frenetic and utterly impossible to dance to unless severely inebriated/Stuart Bailie/in possession of rubber legs. Lyric of the week - 'Robot Girl, do these sunglasses go with my shoes?' - and B-side of the week to boot. "Earth To Doris" is a manic, rambling monologue, and conclusive proof that the brothers Was are geniuses - demented ones at that. (Lesley O'Toole, Record Mirror, January 10, 1987)

Note: There was an alternative cover with no boobs. * Hipsway were one of Record Mirror's favorite new bands in 1986, and they mentioned them at every opportunity.