Belouis Some - Target Practice (EMI)

We get a lot of letters about these people and I still can't pronounce their name. This has a strange rather wordy lyric which, even though I've listened to it ten times, will not be understood. Apart from the singer's clever take-off of Mr Bowie's singing style, this is completely unremarkable. (Linda Duff, Smash Hits, July 5, 1984)

Oh God! Another one of those bloody Bowie imitators. Come on music persons, can't you see how stupid this is all getting. Oh, for an original thought and an interesting sound. Re-cycle immediately. (Andy Strickland, Record Mirror, June 30, 1984)