Roaring Boys - House Of Stone (Epic)

When they first appeared earlier this year, perfectly made up with not a hair out of place, the Roaring Boys came in for some stick. Touted as the next DD rumours flew of huge advance payments etc etc. "We're serious musicians," they pouted. Maybe. But this single will do nothing to add to their credibility. Dull, instantly forgettable, and going absolutely nowhere. Don't spend it all at once lads. (Anne Lambert, No 1, June 15, 1985)

Y'know I actually feel quite sorry for those lovable old empty-heads the Roaring Boys. Imagine having all that money and all those people telling you how very talented and good looking you are when in fact - yeah, hilarious isn't it - you're not. In fact an uglier bunch of derivative old also-rans you'd be hard pressed to find. "House Of Stone" treads the well-worn path of sub-Roxy moodiness with all the content, all the right noises but not one whiff of the style or personality. (Graham K Smith, Record Mirror, June 15, 1985)

Roaring Boys - Every Second Of The Day (Epic)

Epic Records set their stylists loose on a group of former Cambridge crowd-pleasers called The Models, hire a haulage firm to deliver the advance and call the conspiracy Roaring Boys. Ignore the propaganda promise that these lads are going to be massive ("They'd better be. We've spent enough on them"). Resist the alluring fringes, dreamy eyes, soft pouts and sucked-in cheeks on the sleeve photo. Be honest with yourself. Hear it and admit it . . this is an unremarkable record. (Andy Kershaw, Smash Hits, February 28, 1985)

Let's keep cynicism at bay here. Any band that's inspired so much music biz hype as Cambridge's six Roaring Boys must have something going for them. But although the band - who include Kirsty MacColl's brother Neill - are reasonable looking this debut single is simply duff. Lots of huffing and puffing and being desperately young and energetic but not a spark of wit, wisdom or plain old excitement to be found. A very roar deal. (Martin Townsend, No 1, February 23, 1985)

Reputedly signed for a six figure sum with lots of nines in it, a lot is expected from the Roaring Boys. But frankly, on this debut they tread water to the extent of almost drowning. What is so special about the Roaring Boys? We wait and see ...  (Dylan Jones, Record Mirror, February 23, 1985)