Captain Sensible - Come On Down (A&M)

In which our hero risks life and limb and dares attack those great British National Heroes, the TV quizmasters. A nation swoons and shouts 'shame' at the Captain who with a punk-like thrash pours scorn on those TV show Hitlers who offer 'a year's supply of Spam ' or a 'fluffy kangaroo' for witless participants. For his next record, the Captain will expose the evil men who make cats tap-dance in concrete booties. (Adrian Tierney-Jones, No 1, November 16, 1985)

"Win a holiday for two/or a fluffy kangaroo/Genuine vinyl three piece suite/ It will make your life complete. . ." Yes, Sensible is having a sneer at The Price Is Right and similar gruesome game shows, but he's so jolly and chirpy and inoffensive about it all that Derek Batey, Leslie Crowther and all those other masters of audience humiliation are left without a stain on their characters. In a couple of years, the "very lovely" Maggie Moone will probably be singing this jaunty cockney trot-along to the contestants on Name That Tune. (Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, November 6, 1985)