Tuesday, December 17, 2024

ABC - Be Near Me (Phonogram)

This sounds like a B side. They've never been the same without Trevor Horn and they're no good at producing themselves. The song is weak and I don't like this four-piece line-up. Pleasant enough, I suppose, but I don't think it'll be a hit. It doesn't sound glamorous enough. Thumbs down! (Curt Smith, Record Mirror, March 30, 1985)

Rose: Lots of nice sounds. The main melody is dead good but I can't get very excited by the song. Jill: This is much more like the ABC of old. I thought it was weak at first but I really like it now. There's a good toy piano on it. I feel a bit cheeky saying this but I wish they didn't look so daft. (Strawberry Switchblade, Smash Hits, March 28, 1985)

Friday, December 6, 2024

Orchestral Manoeuvers In The Dark - Shame (Virgin)


Most of OMD's songs, unfortunately, sound like Andy McCluskey and Paul Humphreys have fallen asleep behind their synthesisers during the recording. This bounds along quite chirpily at the beginning but then it trails off into the usual oblivion half way through. Maybe it's something to do with Andy's dreadful dancing. (Ro Newton, Smash Hits, March 25, 1987)

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Thompson Twins - Lay Your Hands On Me (Arista)


WOW! A new single from THE TWINS! HEY! CRITICAL! FABEROONI! etc. The Thompson Twins find themselves in the almost enviable position of having invented their own clichés - and very marketable ones they are too. This perfectly constructed, sort of spiritual, swingalong cliché of a future hit is as pleasant (i.e. rather boring) and unassuming (i.e. rather bland) as its precursors. Pass the lentil bake, I feel a song coming on . . .  (Lesley White, Smash Hits, December 6, 1984)

This group get better all the time. They made the top five unexpectedly last Christmas with "Hold Me Now". This year, it'll be no surprise if they come out right on top. "Lay Your Hands On Me" is deceptively good. Is it Tom Bailey's ever-maturing singing, so deft and full of nuances. . Or the clever melody that tugs at so many pop memories. . . Or the lush production and the way the instruments seem to swell in and out of the mix.. Whatever it is that makes great pop, The Thompson Twins have got it. (Phil McNeill, No1, December 1, 1984)

Rod Stewart - Trouble (WEA)


Lovable old hack or LA creep? He annoys me a lot less since he's started wearing a suit instead of those cellulite-sausage lycra leggings, actually. "Some Guys", whilst unable to hold a candle to Robert Palmer's version, showed that of big nose still knew how to pick 'em. But this self-written slowie is undistinguished, to put it kindly. (Sunie, No1, November 24, 1984)

In which everyone-over-40's favourite Jack-the-lad takes a breather from the endless round of ditching old blondes, finding young ones and wearing scoop-neck t-shirts to reflect on the sorry fate of the ageing Romeo. A palatable miss-you-babyee effort, this, which merits some success. Trouble is, I remember Rod before he got a full time post at the Ministry Of Music - well 'ard, 'e was. (Lesley White, Smash Hits, December 6, 1984)

Five Star - Crazy (Tent)


Say hi to the New Edition! Five Star are a family of five black Brits, including three Crolla-clad girls with lightened hair and a pretty good Michael Jackson clone. Someone in the Five Star camp knows a hook when he hears one. They should give him a raise and sack their stylist. (Sunie, No1, November 24, 1984)

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Paul Young - Everything Must Change (CBS)


A slow and stately self-penned ballad that's more like "Wherever I Lay My Hat" than anything else Paul has done. Takes its time to sink in, as good ballads often do. Should do the business. (Dave Rimmer, Smash Hits, November 22, 1984)

After the post-Frankie heavy metal soul of "Playhouse", Paul veers towards country on his first self-written release since the hits started coming. The country-style guitar freshens up his familiar bass 'n' synth sound, and the song's pretty creditable too. It gives away his '70s rock origins, but then he's never been at great pains to disguise those. I look forward to seeing him clutching his mikestand on TOTP as soon as poss - that much won't change. (Sunie, No1, November 24, 1984)

Monday, November 25, 2024

Virgin Dance - Are You Ready (For That Feeling) (Spartan)


Songs don't come easy to Virgin Dance. Like its predecessor "The Dream Is Over", "Are You Ready" is sketched painstakingly over a shimmering backdrop of guitars and heavenly choirs. Sheer single-minded excellence. One day they'll be as big as The Bunnymen. (Martin Townsend, No1, November 3, 1984)

A-ha - Take On Me (WEA)


Gold star too for A-ha, a Norwegian trio. "Take On Me" and "And You Tell Me" are fresher that a freezing gust up the fjord and highlight the singer's incredible vocal range. Essential purchases both. (Martin Townsend, No1, November 3, 1984)

Alphaville - Forever Young (WEA)


"Big In Japan" was a real horror. Sickeningly twee but a big enough hit to be played into infinity at tacky Continental discos or dragged out annually as a Radio 1 golden oldie: "Back in time with Alphaville . . . All of which makes "Forever Young" a real surprise. A stately and well-sung melody floating along on echoey church organ, it does everything but scream `follow up'. Big in the credibility stakes if not in the charts. (Martin Townsend, No1, November 3, 1984)

PH: It started off for me quite interesting, but then it went into something which was quite MOR. AM: They're from Munster, I met them three weeks ago in Cologne, I was doing an interview. They made me feel like Grandad, because they came up to me and said "Oh OMD, big heroes of ours, your first album was really important, made us want to make music." They're all our age, and one of them's 30, actually. That song started off sounding like Toto on synths, then got strange... it's a mega Euro-ballad. (Andy & Paul of OMD, Record Mirror, November 3, 1984)

ABC - How To Be A Millionaire (Phonogram)


ABC's Beauty Stab was, for me, one of the albums of '83. Precise, socially-aware lyrics beefed up into a heady rock mixture, - Here Martin Fry and Mark White - with two new members aboard - take the fashionable and logical next step. They throw their weight behind pounding electro rhythms in an ironic, scathing attack on money politics. Radical dance music of the first order. File next to "Fascist Groove Thang". (Martin Townsend, No1, November 3, 1984)

PH: There's a melody line in there which is very similar to Shannon's "Let The Music Play". It's the kind of fractured rhythm that you wish would settle down. AM: Sounded like a production in search of a song. I wanted to like that one, what have you done? (Andy & Paul of OMD, Record Mirror, November 3, 1984)

Why ABC should want to make a weak New York dance record is beyond me. Nevertheless, here we have Martin Fry crooning over a reasonable imitation of one of Shannon's backing tracks. There's no originality or feeling - ABC are just desperately apeing an already over-imitated sound. Obvious proof of a lack of material and a crisis of confidence and direction within their ranks. (Neil Tennant, Smash Hits, November 8, 1984)

Depeche Mode - Blasphemous Rumours/Somebody (Mute)


Depeche Mode
are becoming a Very Important band indeed. Pretentious though it may sound, Depeche's powerhouse Martin Gore is one of the few songwriters genuinely concerned with the politics of life in the '80s - unhampered by side-issues of style and blatant commerciality. "Somebody" gently unfurls the map of a modern relationship and explores every fold. The double A-side, "Blasphemous Rumours" weighs religion and reality with precision and feeling. Thought provoking stuff. (Martin Townsend, No1, November 3, 1984)

A double-A-sided single of two tracks from their Some Great Reward LP. "Somebody" gets my vote because it's so different from all their other singles. Martin Gore sings a slow, sad plea for love over a REAL PIANO and when the synthesized "Aaahs" come in it sounds just like Art Garfunkel. This'll have them reaching for their handkerchieves. "Blasphemous Rumours", on the other hand, is a routine slab of gloom in which God is given a severe ticking off. (Neil Tennant, Smash Hits, November 8, 1984)

PH: I really like it, I like it a lot; it's got a great chorus line. It's a bit fractured, but then that's their style. It's a bit too fractured at times, you keep wanting to hear the chorus. AM: The strong thing is their melodies and that chorus as Paul said is a belter. I've got this feeling that Depeche Mode are going to do something really amazing and they're getting pretty close. PH: They're the only band this week that sound like they know what they're doing, the only band that've got two ideas to rub together. AM: Well, two pieces of metal to rub together, anyway! (Andy & Paul from OMD, Record Mirror, November 3, 1984)

Lloyd Cole - Rattlesnakes (Polydor)


Although Lloyd has his most obvious influences written proudly across his chest - Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Lou Reed - he's still creating a rock mythology all of his own. On "Rattlesnakes" the influences of his Derbyshire birthplace and Glasgow - where he was educated - are stirred up in equal measures of hometown grit and academic wit. He juggles European and American references in the lyric - novelist Simon De Beauvoir, On The Waterfront - and still ends up with a peculiarly English blend. A rich and fascinating single of the week. (Martin Townsend, No1, November 3, 1984)

AM: Having just listened to Depeche Mode this sounds positively dated, but that's what people want these days. Why is it that old Marlon Brando movies are so bloody trendy these days? The guy's fat, bald and an American millionaire. Any musician who was like that would be out of the window straight away. What I want to know is, will Lloyd Cole be getting two million dollars in the year 203 for appearing in 'Superman 37'? (Andy & Paul of OMD, Record Mirror, November 3, 1984)

Black - Sweetest Smile (A&M)


Isn't that Prince's favourite colour? Or was that last week? Either way, this is delicious. Really moody and dramatic, from the latest band to emerge from Liverpool. File under classics. (David Martin, No1, July 4, 1987)

Mel & Kim - FLM (Supreme)


A Shalamar beat that bears straight down on the floorboards, a crisply cynical lyric and Mel & Kim give a cheery British retort to Madonna's "Material Girl". Mel & Kim maybe aren't serious money, but they are most certainly smart money. And despite the fun and love and sensuous crooning, the accent is firmly on dosh! This is the sound of a thousand Access and American Express cards showin' out in a thousand Thatcherite suburbs. It hurts to have to tell you that this and the haircut (Swing Out Sister) below really are the best of the week. (Pete Paisley, Record Mirror, July 4, 1987)

Phil Wilson - 10 Miles (Creation)


A real Spanish Lolita of a song that beats its eyelashes cruelly and then gallops over you. Boils over a bit, but when the ingredients settle down there's a decent Morrissey song waiting for its flavour to be drawn out. It's the usual Creation syndrome: a young man blabbing into his leather strides. But the tears certainly bring the sheen up something lovely. (Pete Paisley, Record Mirror, July 4, 1987)

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Level 42 - It's Over (Polydor)


Once we've got past the positively asthmatic opening keyboard line, the Levellers deliver a powerfully sensitive song that makes up for some fairly corny lyrics with its atmosphere and, for once, restraint. Who cares if it's not the hippest single this week? It's an accomplished record that I'd play in my Cortina (if I had one) on the way to a cosy Epping Forest nook, late on Saturday night. (Andy Strickland, Record Mirror, September 5, 1987)

Kinda mellow and middle-America ie. benign ol' grandad out on the front porch serenading coyotes with trusty old harmonica and geetar. Don't quite know how Mark King and his varmints fit into this pleasing scenario but no doubt some black-and-white film and a well placed cactus will do the trick, (Paul Simper, No 1, September 5, 1987)

Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies (Warner)


I can never hear the words 'Fleetwood Mac' without thinking of Stevie Nicks flinging her skirts around her ankles in their horrible little videos, as well as a particularly gruesome tale someone once told me about Nicks which is far too disgusting to repeat here. This is more of their. cunningly addictive, sugar-sweet MOR that, in comparison to today's pretty, sophisticated, sterile, CD pop bands, sounds positively rebellious. Lindsey Buckingham to join Danny Wilson, anyone? (Eleanor Levy, Record Mirror, September 12, 1987)

Balaam and The Angel - The Things You Do To Me (Virgin)


It looks like this lot are on the slippery slope to becoming a one man band; the Lance Percival lookalike is completely obscured on the cover by an overpowering logo leaving the 'sexy' one to take the stardom. No such star quality on vinyl however with this sub-Mission style dirge. (Ian Dickson, Record Mirror, October 10, 1987)

Five Star - Strong As Steel (RCA)


Having fought off the gum diseases induced by the Crunchie frenzy on the last tour, those bad ass muthers Five Star are back with a Wacko Jacko style ballad. And just like Wacko singing (and lying) about how 'Bad' he is, squeaky clean Five Star's smouldering lurve song is just as laughable; a bit like the Pope rapping along to 'She's On It'. (Ian Dickson, Record Mirror, October 10, 1987)

The Write Stuff: While the A side was written by famous songwriter for hire Diane Warren, the B side "The Man" featured the vocals of one Buster Pearson, Five Star's manager (and father, of course).

Samantha Fox - I Promise You (Get Ready) (Jive)


Saucy little number from bubbly blonde Sammy (aged 12), who by now must be pin up for both father and daughter alike. All those pleas of 'I want to be recognised as a serious musician' are beginning to fall on some very deaf ears, and quite right too; how many changes has the effervescent Sam wasted on trying to prove a point? Fact is, better artistes than Sammy go down the bog every day because they don't get a second chance. Life's not fair. (Ian Dickson, Record Mirror, October 10, 1987)

1000 Mexicans - The Last Pop Song (Abstract)


With a title like this, I was expecting something apocalyptic but if this is the last pop song then God help us. A dreadfully monotonous bass line as well. (Marc Almond, Record Mirror, February 25, 1984)

Kimberly Leston - Obituary

The sudden and shocking death of the writer Kimberley Leston at the age of 35 has deeply saddened those of us who knew and loved her, while also depriving many others of her resonant and contemporary voice.

A talented editor before she gave full rein to her innate ability as a writer, Leston found her way into journalism after working for several years as a magazine designer and art director, both in Britain and in New York, on titles as diverse as Men Only and Smash Hits.

Her editorial break came when Nick Logan, founder and then editor of the Face, gave her a key role on his magazine in the mid-Eighties. Like many of us who worked there, Leston was actively encouraged to learn on the job and find her journalistic feet. By the time she left to join the launch of Marie Claire her skill and dedication had been rewarded and she had been promoted to assistant editor.

The transition from the close-knit family environment of the Face to the structure of a big corporate title didn't appeal, however, and she quit within months to concentrate on freelance work. It was a decision she did not regret - she found her niche very fast, exploiting a gift for witty and provocative writing in the pages of numerous publications including Arena, Elle, Cosmopolitan, Options, the Guardian and the Independent.

Kimberley Leston's trademark was a wry and knowing take on sex and gender issues. Her work resonated - and her style was widely imitated - because of her ability to allow her readers to believe she was confessing directly, and intimately, to them alone. She never pretended to the rest of us that the writing process came easily, but the end-result always read that way: enviably deft, clever and fearlessly frank. Writing memorably a typical insight about her time as a designer on porn magazines, she had this to say: "Pornography is as desperate and unchanging as poverty. It sustains itself in its bleak, self-sufficient prison too accustomed to its own limited expectations to adjust to real life outside. I do not believe that soft porn, despite its being a useful prop, incites men to rape who would not have been rapists otherwise. But these words and pictures have a life of their own . . . a life you can imagine but wouldn't want to be around."

After marriage to the writer and musician David Toop, and the birth of her daughter Juliette, Leston devoted more of her time to motherhood while also diversifying her writing. Lately she had studied astrology and within weeks was writing on the subject; she became "Dear Kimberley", agony aunt for the teen magazine Sugar; and occasionally penned erotic fiction for women's titles and regular columns for the broadsheets. Unlike many of her peers, she loathed the idea of being typecast.

Kimberley Leston's qualities as a writer were synonymous with those that made her a wonderful friend. We treasured her vivacity, candour, humour, generosity and optimism. She was someone who gave - and kept on giving - all of herself, both professionally and personally. Her parting leaves a great void in the lives of those she touched. (Kathryn Flett, writing in The Independent, 1995)

Sparks - Change (London)


Giant studio panarama from one of the precursors of electro-pop. Simply trashes the other rockish releases this week with a rare impudence and a desire to go for those massive, massive instrumental statements. Thundered synths, thunder clapped drums, jagged guitars, moments of quiet menace and yes, those thoroughly distinctive vocals. (Jim Reid, Record Mirror, July 20, 1985)

Madonna - Into The Groove (Sire)


Of course in pop, in showbiz, the star personality becomes far more important than the artifact ... the pop personality is the pop machine's ultimate product. Its very raison d'etre. Nobody knows this better than Madonna. Initially touted as NYC's disco queen, she's since unstintingly contrived at a direct hit on Kids From Fame All American Celebrity. As such her songs are now only fit to showcase her presumptious assumption of stardom - success with all the lipstick and midriff and none of the right moves. Her current single "Into The Groove" is formulaic in the extreme and, like her public persona, is hollow. (Jim Reid, Record Mirror, July 20, 1985)

Depeche Mode - It's Called A Heart (Mute)


Depeche Mode
have reached an interesting stage in their life. In the long term, the (relative) lack of success of "Shake The Disease" will probably be a good thing - helping the band to get away from the teeny/girly/ chart image they've been saddled with. Anyone who's heard their album will know them as a band with more depth than that, but there are some still need convincing. If anything, "It's Called A Heart" is a step back - bringing them once more into the realms of the three minute pop song they'd broken out of with the last three singles. It features godawful electronic sounds, mixed into a beautifully simple tuneful concoction. That takes skill and commitment and Depeche Mode are increasingly well furnished with both. (Eleanor Levy, Record Mirror, September 21, 1985)

Virginia Astley - Tender (Elektra)


As the phenomenon that is the solo female singer-songwriter makes something of a comeback, Virginia makes her bid for stardom. After a spell supporting the Fun Boy Three and a solo deal on Rough Trade, Virginia now delivers her sweet lilting tunes accompanied by an equally sweet lilting vocal. A little sugary at first, but - like Cadbury's Cream Eggs - genuinely addictive. (Eleanor Levy, Record Mirror, September 21, 1985)

Jimmy The Hoover - Bandana Street (Use It) (MCA)


If you blinked two years ago you'll have missed the rise of Jimmy The Hoover - the strange collection of individuals who meteorically shot to fame with the instantly forgettable "Tantalise" and immediately returned to the obscurity from whence they came. Their new offering can best be described as an active assault on the aural cavities, with production overriding content to deliver a wall of sound comprising some 50 voices and a hundred trumpets blowing rather violently into your ear drums. (Eleanor Levy, Record Mirror, September 21, 1985)

Saturday, November 23, 2024

New Order - True Faith Remix (Factory)


I wouldn't normally bother with reviewing a remix but this one, by my favourite miscreants, deserves a mention as it's radically different from the version currently on offer. Remixed by Shep 'Pet Shop Boys' Pettibone, it rivals his "Love Comes Quickly" remix as one of the all time greats. An interesting variation on the theme and a sure fire dance classic. Buy and be damned. (Nancy Culp, Record Mirror, August 8, 1987)

The Blow Monkeys - Out With Her (RCA)


What an old cynic Dr Robert is. Everyone else is falling over themselves with the joys of being in love, and here he is analysing the consequences. Should his heart rule his head or vice versa? Judging by all the sighing and gasping he's up to on this slowie, it sounds like love doesn't really come into it at all. Not when you can survive on lust. Classy all the same. (Jane Wilkes, Record Mirror, March 21, 1987)

Hark! What a cheeky monkey Dr Robert is. Hear him wake up, yawn, stretch and then launch into the heaviest breathing I've heard this side of Donna Summer. Highly provocative, and if that alone doesn't make this song appealing, the sultry, smoothy blend of piano and glistening percussion just might. Most relaxing, I must say. (Ro Newton, Smash Hits, March 25, 1987)

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Big Country - Chance (Mercury)


Stuart Adamson owes more than a little to New Joisey's own Bruce Springsteen, but this time he borrows voice, harmonies and tune. But where Springsteen would muck it all up with a surfeit of sax frenzy and over-enthusiastic vocals, Stuart and friends, with their clanking guitars, remain persuasively restrained, saving a power chord-driven chorus for a final treat. Single Of The Fortnight. (Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, September 1, 1983)

See You In Vegas - Work (Red Rhino)


Deceptively pleasant little pop ditty, this. See You In Vegas are a band with a 'radical' message delivered with humour and a lot of style. The music's not bad either. (Eleanor Levy, Record Mirror, August 20, 1983)

Howard Jones - New Song (WEA)

Candifloss synthi-pop. Producer Colin Thurston, man at the controls of Duran Duran and Kajagoogoo, spins out lots of sweetness and light. About as substantial as the fluffy pink stuff on a stick. (Lynn Hanna, No 1, August 20, 1983)

Another in the long line of pretty-boy popsters, Howard is apparently rather big in High Wycombe. This first offering is produced by the same man as Duran Duran and Kajagoogoo and will probably be MASSIVE. It's squeaky clean disco pop with lots of whoops and woos in the background. You can't fault it. (Eleanor Levy, Record Mirror, August 20, 1983)

Missed A Sitter: Smash Hits failed to review 'New Song' which reached number 3 in the pop charts.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

David Cassidy - The Last Kiss (Arista)

What's that strange noise at the beginning? Did Rolf Harris sneak into the session? It takes a long time to take off but it's good at the end. I find the lyrics slightly doomy. I was never a fan of his but I loved the old songs. Nevertheless I like this song. (Hazell Dean, Record Mirror, March 2, 1985)

The Fixx - I Will (MCA)

I do like this. It's got a good atmosphere. They've never made it big in the UK but I hope they do. I can understand why they're successful in America. I like the singer's voice - he can sing. I will, I will, I will buy it. At the end of the day it's a good song. (Hazell Dean, Record Mirror, March 2, 1985)

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Black - Paradise (A&M)

Considering this is meant to be a song all about paradise, Mr Colin Vearncombe doesn't sound to be having a very good time at all. Mostly he "woah oh woah oh's" in a rather unenthusiastic manner to a not terribly jolly "beat" that's very similar to "Wonderful Life" and "Sweetest Smile". Perhaps he was suffering from a nasty bout of bellyache when he recorded it. Or perhaps he's just a bit of a sad soul... (Sue Dando, Smash Hits, December 30, 1987)

As with all of Black's slower songs, the percussion track immediately grabs your attention. As long as he steers clear of James Hamilton disco territory, he can't really fail. (Lawrence Donegan, Record Mirror, January 9, 1988)

Great Lines: 'Life should never feel small', sings Colin. And he is correct.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Faith Brothers - A Stranger On Home Ground (Siren)

Another contestant on 'Great White Hope' and a fine example to all the others. Sure, they have their Sixties and early Costello influences but, despite a dreadful production [by Paul Hardiman], they've still managed to inject enough fire to kick it firmly into the Eighties. It should cause a modest ripple in the charts - and deservedly so. (Mike Gardner, Record Mirror, June 22, 1985)

Bucks Fizz - You And Your Heart So Blue (RCA)

I must say I always detested Bucks Fizz. Those medallion men! And those girls! Yucksville. Their records have always exemplified the worst traits of British pop kitsche. This is no exception. Now, it seems, they can't stand each others' guts either. What colour law suit do you want! (Max Bell, No 1, June 22, 1985)

Bucks Fizz have again proved that fact is always better than fiction, having read The Sun last week. Could the Dallas scriptwriters have made up a better tale of sex and high flying wheeling and dealing? Could The Godfather makers have made up a gorier tale of alleged 'family' treachery,and squalid break ups? This release is a spirited version of the sort of thing Smokie used to knock out in their sleep. It's not a patch on the B-side - "Now Those Days Are Gone" - a quality song and more than a little apt to boot. (Mike Gardner, Record Mirror, June 22, 1985)

Men At Work - Everything I Need (Epic)

I'm not proud. I like "Down Under" if only because it opened the door for a lot more interesting Aussie bands in Britain and America. Men At Work have changed since then and acquired a touch of the Dire Straits. The humour is gone. This is where Men At Work get their UB40s. (Mike Gardner, Record Mirror, June 22, 1985)

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Chris Rea - I Can Hear Your Heart Beat (Magnet)

He's tried to have a hit more times than I've had hot dinners. This all rather sounds like Dire Straits meeting Bob Seger. A fairly traditional rock song, but poor old Rea can't quite Pull it off. (Robin Smith, Record Mirror, June 18, 1983)

Suze De Marchi - Young Hearts (EMI)

A pretty face and an average-sounding single are in evidence. The looks belong to 21-year-old platinum blonde Suze, who hails from deepest Western Australia. The song on the other hand, hasn't got as much going for it, as it sounds alarmingly like a Pat Benatar or Laura Brannigan, for that matter, cast off. Thankfully, it's all over before you know it. (Anna Martin, No 1, May 14, 1986)

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Pepsi And Shirlie - Goodbye Stranger (Polydor)

Far be it from me to grudge Thingmy And Wotsit their moment in the sun after so many years thankless labouring as Wham! stage props but this bright, brassy and breathless piece of frantic froth is not what you would call a "good" record. It will however - cruel but true - be played to death by Radio One because (a) they're girls and (b) they're the next best thing to Wham! for the moment (this does sound rather like them). (Ian Cranna, Smash Hits, May 6, 1987)

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

The Dream Academy - Life In A Northern Town (Blanco Y Negro)

Supposing it did exist, a dream academy would be a place to learn all there is to know about dreams. But there isn't one. Is there? Maybe the two boys and one girl in The Dream Academy know something, as the reason why this record is so damned good eludes me like a dream. It could be the haunting, almost-choral arrangement of this atmospheric song, or perhaps the lyrical content which triggers off a barrage of romantic images. Whatever makes it such a dream of a single, more please. (Adrian Tierney-Jones, No 1, March 9, 1985)

Monday, November 27, 2017

Stephen 'Tin Tin' Duffy - She Makes Me Quiver (10 Records)

There's probably some perverse logic behind having such an unwieldy name, but if I were Stephen I'd drop the Tin Tin bit, pronto. That aside, the quest for the hit solo single by the Duran that got away continues. I'm not sure if this is the one though. It's got the right ingredients, but it doesn't make the impression it should. Could have something to do with all those rhyming lyrics. Narcotic/ neurotic/gothic/exotic . . . it all gets a bit wearing after a while. (Karen Swayne, No 1, September 22, 1984)

Sunday, November 26, 2017

The Lucy Show - Undone (A&M)

Guitars nip and chatter while a singer with the sleepy drawl of a British Jack Nicholson gets all sardonic about hanging out on the corner with his stinky friends. Not much of a song tune-wise, but the sound is dashingly gloomy. You can dance to it, you can call it "art" if you so wish - either way it's shimmeringly cool. Single Of The Fortnight. (Tom Hibbert, Smash Hits, November 6, 1985)

Saturday, November 25, 2017

The Chant Of Barry Flynn - The Smile And The Kiss (Ensign)

This originally came out under the name of Bonk. I mean, BONK!!! And if you don't know what that means, I'm certainly not going to tell you. It flopped, so Bonk, who is actually Barry Flynn, decided to give it another go under his real but equally uncharismatic moniker. It's still pretty unexciting. (Sunie, No 1, April 21, 1984)

Almost a hit last year and deservedly re-released. Bas has dropped the awful Bonk moniker which must have affected his chances before. A rousing sixties soul stomp chorus and not too much else, but a hit. (Andy Strickland, Record Mirror, April 28, 1984)

Friday, November 24, 2017

Freur - Matters Of The Heart (CBS)

If your name looks like a worm and is pronounced like the sound of someone being a little unwell ("freur"), you should have no chance, but this is a suede-skinned, juicy peach of a record. A blissfully romantic song, graced by an arresting vocal and an arrangement that hugs like loving arms at a windy bus-stop. The best electro-ballad since "Vienna". (Mark Steels, Smash Hits, June 9, 1983)

Those silly sods from Splottland are back. once more the sub-Sylvian drone erodes my little brain cells. (Robin Smith, Record Mirror, June 18, 1983)

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Bruce Willis - Under The Boardwalk (Motown)

Bruce Willis, oh yes, I loved "Respect Yourself", I'm a big fan! This is a really nice treatment, although as a singer I've already found a couple of things that grind, but it's still a lovely, sweaty, vocal sound. The B-side's an instrumental of "Respect Yourself", I'd be interested in that alright! I could see myself buying this, and I'd put it on in the evening and drink wine. I love the real strings, and it's surprisingly good for an actor. (Johnny Logan, No 1, May 30, 1987)

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Hot House - The Way We Walk (RCA)

Lacking in subject matter, my son. Not enough information about the position of the upper body on this one. Still, walking is an instinctive thing, except for Derrick. Nice to hear a prominent Joanna having its ivories tinkled. Good brassy bits. They'll dig it in clubland. (Gilbert*, No 1, August 15, 1987)

Trivia: Hot House featured Heather Small, who would later go on to achieve great success with M People and as a solo singer.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Scott Walker - Track Three (Virgin)

A lot of people have been waiting for this record. Scott Walker – one-time half of the legendary Walker Brothers – hasn't released a record for six years, but interest in him as a cult figure, musical maverick and all-round enigma has never died. As a fan myself, I found 'Track Three' disappointing. It's a capable modern pop song, and the old Walker voice is as wonderful as ever. But there are dozens of songs in his back-catalogue that knock spots off this one. And dozens of new pop records that do that particular job a lot better. The B-side, "Blanket Roll Blues", is a better indication of his real nature – dark and honestly strange. (Maureen Rice, No 1, March 3, 1984)

Monday, November 20, 2017

Hurrah - How Many Rivers? (Kitchenware)

You might well remember seeing a video of Hurrah on the sadly defunct Tube. it consisted of them frantically strumming their mean guitars while attempting to walk in straight lines between pillars (ie not very successfully). This lot obviously have a lot of talent but this single certainly doesn't show it. Sorry! (Anita Strymowicz, No 1, August 8, 1987)

D: They've certainly changed a lot since I saw them supporting Aztec Camera. This is certainly a lot more American.
S: Yawn! I wonted it to end after about 30 seconds 'cause I knew it wasn't going to do anything surprising. It was so predictable.
Dom: I liked it. At least it's got a chorus that will stick in my mind.
M: I'd like to see them do it live, 'cause I bet they can't. (The Chesterfields, Record Mirror, August 1, 1987)

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Big Country - East Of Eden (Mercury)

The guitars take something of a back seat here, as Stuart Adamson delivers a tuneful and competent vocal. Trouble is, Big Country are at a bit of a loss when they're not going hell for leather and bouncing around on one foot. Maybe the odd piano on your gentler moments might add something, boys. (Andy Strickland, Record Mirror, September 22, 1984)

The production on this record is truly awful. The instruments blur into one muddy, thrashing mass, completely submerging any hapless tune which might be struggling to escape. (It sounds the same on the radio, so I know it's not my stylus.) The B-side, a brutally massacred version of Roxy Music's wonderful "Prairie Rose", is even worse. Yuk! (Vici MacDonald, Smash Hits, September 27, 1984)

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